I don't have a job, please put your fist through my sternum.

Hey there folks. Sorry about the lack of anything on this blog lately. It's not that I haven't been online. I'm online every day chattin' n spattin' and gettin' down n' frattin' but I just cant post in this blog unless I have something of interest to talk about. As of late other than working on some behind-the-scenes stuff and playing MANN VS MACHINE (oh scorch shot, how I love thee), I just havent been up to much. Until the last like month.



Which is rare these days. But I DO indeed have some stuff to talk about right now.

So, for starters I animated a new weebl and bob episode.


Finished it about a week ago.

But before that I was working on something very special. My boss, Weebl, allowed me to be in charge of character design for a series called the Jute Pompadillo Experience that Peabo is animating. It's not online yet but I thought it'd be neat to post up some of the art I did for it.

The Jute are a progressive rock band from the 70's inspired vaguely off of Emerson, Lake, & Palmer.
There are four band members that were described in the original script whom I did little drawings for. "Simplicity" was key in the design notes.

 

I tried quite a few different approaches to their designs to see which ones Weebl liked the most.

After selecting the ones he liked, Weebl asked me to make them a bit lankier, and more angular. Akin to the new Mystery Inc scooby doo show or the Gorillaz. He also left some notes on what sort of outfits they should be wearing. The next set of designs were split apart and made into symbols for flash animation.

A few outfit and hair color changes later and finally we arrived at the somewhat final product.

And there you have it. The Jute Pompadillo Experience.
However the animation for these characters was taking me far too long so Peabo is now in charge of animation! Which I'm a-ok with. Symbol animation still confuses and vexes me.

The band members live together on a giant magical tour bus that they've lived in for months. This is a sort of concept sketch of what the interior of the bus would have looked like.

And a bit of one of my backgrounds that won't be in the final film.

And there you are. A very brief glimpse into a cartoon I helped make slightly.
I have no idea if it will still look like this when it gets finished and placed onto youtube. I'm assuming it will not but I figured it'd be better to post these up where peeps can see what I've been up to as opposed to just chucking it all!




But that's not the only thing I've been busy with, folks.



For the first time ever I am part of a fundraising project. My friend Willva and I are trying to make a sequel to our popular film A Shiny Minecraft Tale which has recently broken 2 million views on Youtube.
However due to Youtube's shitty ad system and awful AWFUL customer service, we haven't made jack off of the ads.

So this time we are cutting out the middleman and going straight to doing what everyone else does these days: KICKSTARTERS AND INDIEGOGO'S.
So if you'd like to help us out, please donate a bit so we can continue wasting time making things like this for you to enjoy as opposed to hunting down freelance work that you will never see or care about.

For more info, here is my friend Willva's video explaining how it's all going to go down and the sort of benefits you will receive for donating to our film!


And here is my video trailer explaining how if you cheap bastards don't donate to us making this film, I am going to find you and stab you with a broken glass bottle.



So, if you wish to help me and Willva out, by all means click here and donate a tiny bit of dosh. Help us out and get some nice free crap! You know you want to!


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So there you go. A new cartoon, a new video, a bunch of new drawings and some other shit. That's what has been going on. I also did something I don't want to mention right now involving a show on tv that's popular right now that has a really annoying fanbase. Hopefully I won't ever have to divulge what that's about but knowing my annoying friend, I will.


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IN OTHER NEWS

I have a videogame I have been playing!
What videogame?

Borderlands 2? nah

Counterstrike: GO? nah

What could it be?

OH


ITS LEGEND OF MOTHERFUCKING STARFY, BITCH

AWWWW SHIT, NIGGA. WE GETTIN ALL STARFY ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.

YOU SEE THAT RABBIT UP THERE? THAT IS FUCKING BUNSTON THE SPACE RABBIT.

HE CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON AND A SEAL. CAN YOU DO THAT? NO CAUSE YOU A LITTLE PUNK-ASS BITCH.

SEE THAT YELLOW GUY? THAT'S STARFY. SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT WHEN HE WADDLES BY AND GOES "EEEEEeeEEE" IN HIS CUTE BABY VOICE, LEST HE NEEDS TO BACKHAND YO MOUF.




AWW HEEEEELLLL NAW!
IS THAT MOE THE MOTHERFUCKING CLAM?

YOU BET YO LITTLE PUSS-ASS FACE IT IS, YOU CHODE WRINKLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN MOE THE CLAM HAS HIS DAILY TALK SHOW WITH THE OTHER HAPPY INHABITANTS OF THE OCEAN?

YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU WATCH THE FUCKING MOE SHOW.
YOU ENJOY IT, AND IT'S SILLY INNOCENT SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS? DO I NEED TO SLAP A BITCH? GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO WALMART OR TARGET OR RALPHS OR WHATEVER CONVENIENT PLACE YOU GO TO FOR THE PURCHASE OF INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT AND GET YOU SOME LEGENDARY STARFY FOR THE NINTENDO DS.

YOU BEST BE QUICK, LITTLE BITCH. BUNSTON DONT LOOK HAPPY AND I SEEN DIS MOTHERFUCKER VAPORIZE LIKE 50 HOMIES WITH HIS LASER EYES. YOU DONT WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF THAT SHIT, NO SIR.