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Friday, September 30, 2005

Why did they bury the fireman over the hill? Because HE WAS DEAD!

Once again I am pondering over message boards all across the internet in the vague hopes of finding a few more intelligent people online who are worth listening to. And once again I am swimming in a cesspool of dissapointment. But something I keep noticing that is really starting to tick me off is the whole "Anti-Cars" smear that has spread across the internet. By Cars, I mean the new Pixar movie currently in production for release sometime next year. Everyone is whining and bitching and hurling faeces at the way the movie looks:

"IT AM DA SUK!!!! SO TIPICAL PUTING THE EYES ON TEH WINDSHEILD SO UNORIGINAL"

Ugh.
You'd think after creating so many hit films, and pretty much redefining animation in general, people would have more faith. But this happens every time Pixar do something.

Bugs Life - PIxXARR CANOT ANIMATE HUINDREDS O BUGS AT ONCE THEY AM TEH SUK!!"

Toy Story2 - PIXRA CANOT MAKE A GEWD SEKWEL CUZ THEY AM TEH SUK!!!

Monsters Inc - PIXER CANKNOT CREATE A HOLE UNEXZISTINK WORLD THEY AM TEH SUK!"

Finding Nemo - PIXARR CARNOT RECREATE TEH LOOK OF TEH SEA THEY AM TEH SUK!!"

Incredibles -P!XAR KANOT ANIMATE PEOPLEZ CUZ THEY AM TEH SUK!!! >:("


Whats great is that everytime people doubt Pixar, asses get kicked. BugsLife was an amazing visual acheivement. ToyStory2 was fantastic. Monsters Inc was amazingly creative and imaginative. FindingNemo was beautiful and emotional. And TheIncredibles had jaw-dropping animation that truly made the characters seem alive. You doubting morons. Pixar will kick ass with Cars. So WHAT if the eyes are in the windsheild? Where else should they go? In the headlights? BOY, that leaves alot of room for facial expression and wouldnt look exactly like a Chevron Aardman commercial at all. Stop screaming doom and gloom and get a fucking clue. Pixar care too much about their projects to make a bad film. They dont work that way.
This actually reminds me alot of the controversy behind the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Once again, people failed to realize that Shigeru Miyamoto will NEVER make a bad game. Why? Because he cares too much. He wont let that happen. People were gnashing their teeth and raping each other in angry fits about what The Wind Waker looked like claiming it would be the end of Zelda and Nintendo and other jump-to-asinine-conclusions shit that proves the human population to only be slightly smarter than your average chimp beating itself in the crotch with a socket wrench.
The Wind Waker rocked. It was as if Nintendo had eaten alot of shrooms and made a crazy fun psychedelic game that was awesome. And people everywhere ate their words as they realized how dumbfuckingly stupid they were.
When will people have some faith in these artists?

In other news, I must finish my submission for the Newgrounds TimeTrials. It's been hard to come up with an idea but I think I've done it. Now I just need to put the finishing touches on the end and send it in. It might be too cute and weird to get in, but if not, I shall definitely send it in as an independent submission. It is the story of a little bug fairy that feeds odd things to his cloud friend and gets odd results due to it. The backrounds are colored with simple geometric design and the "people" in the cartoon are white, simple and geometric as well. I am quite proud of it and cant wait to get it finished. So off I go to finish it.
I shall blog again soon.
Toodles.

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